My Roommates Are Thirsty!

A shared house with one spare room, two roommates who both claim the new tenant, and a car wash that soaks a shirt.

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My Roommates Are Thirsty!

My Roommates Are Thirsty! pairs a new tenant with two roommates, Mona and DarkAngel, who compete for him across 5 episodes. A tour of the rooms becomes a contest, and a car wash becomes a stunt. The screen mostly shows rivalry, staged accidents and two women trying to get him alone first.

Episodes: 5
Watch at no cost: ep. 1 (no account), ep. 2 (free account)
Each later episode: 12 tokens
Episodes 3–5: 36 tokens
Subtitles: 6 languages

On screen

A shared house with a driveway and spare bedrooms takes in a new roommate after the shortest interview possible. Mona approves him on the spot and calls DarkAngel down to see him. DarkAngel is also a recent arrival, thrown out by her mother, and both admit to the same old scandal. Each insists she does not share. He only wants a room and some peace; each of them wants him to pick her.

Episode by episode

Ep. 1Two roommates, one choiceno account
At the door, Mona tells the new tenant he can stay and calls DarkAngel to meet him. They joke about why DarkAngel's mother threw her out, and when he asks what they mean, they call him innocent. DarkAngel invites him to see her room, and Mona tags along. Both say they do not share, and they ask whether he has chosen yet.
Ep. 2A car wash stuntfree account
Out in the driveway, Mona soaps his car and suggests a drive to the hills afterward. DarkAngel calls it a trick. When water soaks Mona's shirt, DarkAngel pulls him away to choose her evening clothes and leaves Mona outside. She suggests skipping the outfits, then orders food and tells him dessert comes first.
Ep. 312 tk
Ep. 412 tk
Ep. 512 tk

How bold it gets

Rivalry played for laughs, a soaked shirt and a quick exit with one roommate. Flirtatious and suggestive, with no explicit scene shown.

Still open after episode 2

Which roommate he ends up choosing, and whether the two can live with the result, is left for the next three episodes.

Names you will hear: Mona and DarkAngel.

Asked a lot

How much of My Roommates Are Thirsty! can I watch at no cost?

Two of its 5 episodes. The opener plays for anyone, the second asks for a no-cost Candy account, and the last 3 run 12 tokens apiece (36 tokens if you see it through).

How explicit does My Roommates Are Thirsty! get?

Going by episodes 1 and 2: Rivalry played for laughs, a soaked shirt and a quick exit with one roommate. Flirtatious and suggestive, with no explicit scene shown. All of it is AI-made fiction, for over-18s only.

Can I follow My Roommates Are Thirsty! with subtitles?

Yes. Candy's player carries 6 subtitle tracks for it: German, English, Spanish, French, Italian and Portuguese.