Hey, Loser

On screen

A two-bedroom apartment where Rose, a woman in her twenties who knows everyone, introduces herself straight to camera. Her rule for life is simple: look good, have fun, repeat. Her flatmate is a quiet, nerdy man who keeps the place running and mostly stays behind his own door, which she finds useful. One day she lets him know she has replaced her keyhole with a larger one. He wants to be noticed; she wants an audience she can control.

Episode by episode

1. Ep. 1A bigger keyholeno account

   From her bedroom Rose speaks to the camera, explaining that she likes people, parties and an easy life, and that her flatmate is a very handy nerd. He hardly leaves his room, which she calls for the best. Then she knocks, greets him with her usual nickname and tells him she fitted a bigger keyhole. He is welcome to look.

2. Ep. 2Driver for the dayfree account

   He hesitates at the keyhole, unsure if she meant it. Rose appears, says she is alone and bored, and asks him to be her driver. On the outing she asks if he likes what she wears and compares lollipops with ice cream. That evening she tells him she cannot stop looking at him, then shows him how a night like that is done.

3. Ep. 312 tk
4. Ep. 412 tk
5. Ep. 512 tk

How bold it gets

Mostly teasing, suggestive remarks and an invitation to peek. The second episode ends on her taking the lead for some fun, with nothing shown in detail.

Still open after episode 2

Whether her games are a kindness or a cruelty, and whether he ever stops answering to that nickname, is still an open question.

Names you will hear: Rose.